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Fucking white people
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every person ever at least once regardless of skin color, heritage, or religion (via spicy-vagina-tacos)

even white people say this

(via draggedqueens)

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sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

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vanehwasreal:

missionary? doggy?? um personally i prefer

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jsmn:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

jawnthetimelord:

onlyarandomwhovian:

tsarbucks:

phdix:

phdix:

hey kids, wanna hear a spooky story?

the college application process

financial aid offices

COMMON APP ERRORS

TAXES

A D U L T H O O D

[SCREAMING]

This is the best thing.